I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
There’s a reason i hate these “Funny reasons my son is crying” posts: The reasons may seem absurd and funny to you but to the child they’re valid. And i believe children deserve a right to express their (very valid and real) emotions. It’s a matter of respect. And if a child feels belittled for expressing emotions, how do you expect them to grow up as adults who know how to deal with emotions in a healthy way? And here’s a quote to think about:
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
Six hundred goddamn AD
Six hundred. Goddamn AD.
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4 Tomatoes (diced)
4 large portobello mushrooms
4 garlic cloves
5 leaves chopped basil
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